James Taylor’s reference to the Mass Turnpike unexpectedly brings tears to your eyes.
You use the phrase “law suit” around foreign guys as a tip off to your friends to interfere – with force.
You recognize the homeless/junkies/street performers in the Dam. You know their schedule. That means they probably know the same about you. Above tip may or may not be useful in this case.
There are moments in which you don’t hate all house music with an undying passion. Then you sober up, and want to gouge your own eyes out in punishment.
It physically hurts - totally, undeniably, truly hurts to look at your bank account balance. To even approach it, it requires at least 5 drinks and several friends to console you.
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When you're home then we'll have an All American Weekend, complete with Walmart, driving, Ihop, and Keystone Light.
Well maybe not that last one.
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